Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Tank Top hawaii Bold red uppercase block-letter text

Bold red uppercase block-letter text reads "THE OCEAN MADE ME SALTY" stacked in four lines across the center of the design

and a whole lot of questionable ethics

A white rectangular sign below reads "THE PLAYHOUSE INC

Opening in 1952

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Tank Top hawaii Bold red uppercase block-letter textBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text