American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Tank Top Size:M a bold declaration

a bold declaration

with scrollwork flourishes beneath

and nothing moves product like a really personal rat problem

Inspired by Better Off Dead

American Dibs On The Moon - Unisex Tank Top Size:M a bold declarationPlanting a flag on the moon cost $25 billion, which is the most expensive game of dibs in human history. Turns out the entire Cold War space race had the same legal framework as calling shotgun on the way to Applebee's. The Details: Two astronauts in white spacesuits plant a red, white, and blue American flag on a cratered gray lunar surface, surrounded by white stars and four pointed starbursts. Large distressed white block text below reads "DIBS."