Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL flanking the figure

flanking the figure

Cyan "ICS" text sits above a running figure graphic and "NETWORK TELEVISION" in the same teal tone

with yellow script reading "Chet's" and yellow text reading "SINCE 1985

all in matching cyan neon

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL flanking the figureAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each