Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Hoodie Color:Heather Sport Dark Navy both wearing tight half-smiles rendered

both wearing tight half-smiles rendered in muted tones with black outlines

Arched white serif text reads "YES I'M INTO" curving above a digital illustration of a ring-style donut with glossy golden-brown maple glaze

Whistlin' bungholes and crap flappers never got the respect they deserved as American commerce

Red and blue text at the bottom reads "BOSTON

Boating It'll Getcha Wet - Unisex Hoodie Color:Heather Sport Dark Navy both wearing tight half-smiles renderedBoating safety literature never uses the word "getcha," and that's how you know exactly which marina gift shop reject aisle this came from. The cabin cruiser illustration is just there so you can point at it when someone's grandmother asks. The Details: Retro 1970s groovy bubble lettering in white reads "BOATING" across the top. A white line art illustration of a cabin cruiser with a flag, windows, and waves beneath it sits centered below. White text