Toilet Clogging Champion - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL flanked by smaller text reading

flanked by smaller text reading "LEWISTON" and "MAINE

white bowling pins scatter from a red-striped bowling ball with motion lines

Digital illustration depicts Abraham Lincoln in aviator sunglasses

with the pointed tip of the bomb at the bottom

Toilet Clogging Champion - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL flanked by smaller text readingChampionship trophies for toilet clogging exist because some people treat every bathroom visit like a title fight against municipal infrastructure. The "No. 1" ranking is doing a lot of heavy lifting considering the achievement is strictly a number two situation. The Details: Arched golden yellow serif text reads "TOILET CLOGGING" in a distressed vintage style. A detailed golden yellow engraving style illustration of a trophy shaped toilet sits on an