Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Unisex Hoodie Size:L A vintage hand-drawn portrait of

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Dick Vernon's Detention Services - Unisex Hoodie Size:L A vintage hand-drawn portrait ofVernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white slab serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by