Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Light Blue Some restaurants fed people

Some restaurants fed people

conveniently omitting the Tusken Raiders and cantinas where limbs get severed over drink orders

Emancipating a keg is the kind of executive action that never makes the history books

Distressed white bold uppercase text arcs across the top reading "CHECK OUT MY ROD

Dirk Diggler - The Touch - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Light Blue Some restaurants fed peoplePivoting from adult film stardom to a recording career covering Transformers songs is exactly the kind of late 80s cocaine logic that made perfect sense at the time. The demo tape was real, the talent was debatable, but the confidence was absolutely bulletproof. Inspired by Boogie Nights. The Details: Pink script text reads "The Touch" above a posterized orange tinted illustration of Dirk Diggler singing into a studio microphone, eyes closed with one