Can't Spell Sausage Without USA - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL hand-brushed appearance with uneven paint-stroke

hand-brushed appearance with uneven paint-stroke edges

swings a brown baseball bat

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Can't Spell Sausage Without USA - Women's T-Shirt Size:XL hand-brushed appearance with uneven paint-strokeHighlighting "USA" inside "sausage" is the most honest thing patriotism has produced in decades. Every other national symbol requires mythology, but this one just requires a grill and the ability to read. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "CAN'T SPELL" above a white sausage shaped banner containing "SAUSAGE," with the letters "USA" highlighted in bright blue. Below, distressed white text reads "WITHOUT USA" followed by a horizontal row of